Funny Size Matters Metal Sign

About the Size Matters design

Four lines make up this saying, and the third one refuses to match the rest. The top two run in even, compact capitals, the first closing on a comma, before "a small" leaps to nearly double their height and stretches two words across the full width. The word promising something little becomes the biggest thing on the plate. The last line drops straight back to the opening size, leaving that oversized pair wedged between three quieter rows.